8 more movie reviews

Movie	Rating		Review
the squid and the whale	3		this was a pretty good movie, à la the Royal Tannenbaums. It had a lot of great moments as well a lot of really awkward, bizarre moments, but altogether had a good script some great acting, and was pretty interesting to watch.
Haven	4		cool movie about the Cayman Islands. At first it was kind of a complicated plot line, with several stories trying to weave together from different perspectives, but in the end, I was pretty satisfied.
blood and chocolate	1		this was a terrible movie about a bunch of werewolves, basically a really stupid incredibly poorly acted version of underworld, done by the same director, I think.
goal	1		a mindnumbing movie about a stupid kid who plays soccer and his lifelong dream is to play professionally, and of course he gets his chance, and of course he scores the game-winning goal or something stupid like that. It's like Bend it like Beckham except better, and with Mexican guy instead of Indian chick.
Hollywood homicide	1		I don't know how Harrison Ford could be in a movie this bad, but I guess the money was good. It's just a really boring detective movie with the twist that the two detectives have side jobs in LA, one is an actor going on auditions, and Harrison Ford is a real estate guy trying to sell a house he just bought. All this while trying to solve a homicide. It was so bad, we fast forwarded through most of it.
the man	1		typical Samuel L. Jackson and garbage, and Eugene Levy being a typical slapstick retard.
children of men	1		the concept sounded kind of cool, and the imagery was pretty interesting and the actors were quality, but the story was so badly executed that I really had no idea what was going on, nor did I care.
the breakup	2		I love watching Vince Vaughn be Vince Vaughn, but this was a pretty dull story that was actually a pretty big downer at the end. No, they don't get back together after they break up.