Last night I went to a TURKEY FRY, hosted by my buddy Chip in Brooklyn. You might be asking, wtf is a turkey fry? It's basically when you get a huge vat of boiling oil and put a whole turkey in it til it turns golden brown and tastes amazing. When you take it out, you have a big vat of oil to use for deep frying ANYTHING -- oreos, potato chips, socks, whatever. We stuck with onion rings and french fries, but we were not very daring.

It was a delicious time.