A word to the wise... do not put a soft-boiled egg into the microwave and then try to eat it with your mouth. It will explode in your face and burn your upper lip like mine is burned right now. Goddamn what a stupid idea. Maddy and I realized the hard-boiled eggs weren't toally cooked through so I figured nuking them would cook them through. Well, yes and no. Apparently it makes them volatile and explosive as well. It was a like a little chick hatched and bit my lip. Payback, I guess.